{"id":31,"date":"2010-06-05T18:03:30","date_gmt":"2010-06-06T01:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/?p=31"},"modified":"2011-01-27T17:06:54","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T01:06:54","slug":"role-reversal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"role reversal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: This is the happiest time of your life isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Hubby (with a big smile on his face): I spent the whole day shopping, since I dropped you off [at 8:30am] until now [5pm].  What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Omg, how much did this cost me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: This is the happiest time of your life isn&#8217;t it? Hubby (with a big smile on his face): I spent the whole day shopping, since I dropped you off [at 8:30am] until now [5pm]. What do you think? Me: Omg, how much did this cost me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-well-that-hurt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}