{"id":381,"date":"2011-08-23T19:18:49","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T03:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/?p=381"},"modified":"2011-08-23T19:18:49","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T03:18:49","slug":"dont-pinch-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/?p=381","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t pinch me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe all the emotional hulabaloo of last week has simply left me incapable of feeling any more drama, but I&#8217;ve been feeling very &#8220;ducky&#8221; as a buddy of mine has taken to calling me sometimes.\u00c2\u00a0 Times like this week when things just roll of my back like nobody&#8217;s business.<\/p>\n<p>Possibly getting laid-off?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ll deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>Have to fly to Portland and back in the span of 12 hours?\u00c2\u00a0 All good, I took Friday off!<\/p>\n<p>I have this inescapable feeling like life is good, or if it isn&#8217;t right now, it can be.\u00c2\u00a0 I feel calm and not like a crazy person.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 And\u00c2\u00a0the cherry on top, I kind of don&#8217;t hate myself.<\/p>\n<p>My joints have even been cooperating with me.\u00c2\u00a0 These past two mornings as I walked down the stairs and began the process of taking inventory of my pain, I realized &#8211; no pain!\u00c2\u00a0 Whee!\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m young again!<\/p>\n<p>Ha.\u00c2\u00a0 Right?\u00c2\u00a0 How long is this gonna last =P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe all the emotional hulabaloo of last week has simply left me incapable of feeling any more drama, but I&#8217;ve been feeling very &#8220;ducky&#8221; as a buddy of mine has taken to calling me sometimes.\u00c2\u00a0 Times like this week when things just roll of my back like nobody&#8217;s business. Possibly getting laid-off?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ll deal with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing","category-the-good-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":382,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions\/382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}