{"id":645,"date":"2013-01-09T14:06:07","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T22:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/?p=645"},"modified":"2013-01-09T14:06:08","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T22:06:08","slug":"epic-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/?p=645","title":{"rendered":"Epic fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m already a failure as a mother.  My baby is in the process of failing his third NST in three days (yes, I&#8217;m distressed enough to blog from the phone) and the nurse is talking about going to get Dr. MFM to come take a look.  <\/p>\n<p>Trying very hard not to cry right now and mostly failing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m already a failure as a mother. My baby is in the process of failing his third NST in three days (yes, I&#8217;m distressed enough to blog from the phone) and the nurse is talking about going to get Dr. MFM to come take a look. Trying very hard not to cry right now and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-talk","category-well-that-hurt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/transcended.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}