Another hilarious moment came just minutes later when Rocky, the Terminator, and the aging and very frail host (of the fundraiser) lined up to take a picture together and Arnold said, "This is the stud picture," as only Arnold can say in his Austrian accent.

Moments like that are what make me kinda want to go back. It's true, I will never have another job that affords me the opportunity to make such...priceless...memories. Also, it sounds like I am missed there (for my freakish typing skills and organizational abilities) which is always nice. My old supervisor said he would be happy to have me just come in as often as I wanted so I could teach my old systems to the new people. You see, the key to knowing how to streamline procedures is to be so lazy that you absolutely refuse to work any harder than necessary and thus create procedures that maximize efficiency. See, Ma? My laziness has come in handy after all.

So yes, I may be going back. Maaaaaybe. We'll see. They're sucking me in slowly...next week, I'll be volunteering at their non-profit event with Garth Brooks.

Also, while they are representing Senators like DeWine who is on wrong side (imho) of the immigration issue, they also represent Talent, Burns and Allen, and possibly a few others (they have their fingers in EVERY important Republican race nowadays) who made Polipundit's Hall of Heroes. I could probably just request not to be put on any DeWine campaign related projects. Ah. I'm rationalizing going back >< This is not a good sign.