Last night I was looking at TheKnot Wedding Checklist and there are "25 items overdue." Which apparently means: "THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE YESTERDAY." Apparently once you hit the "6-8 months" category there are suddenly a zillion things that need to be done, things about which you tell yourself, "Oh I won't need to think about that for months," suddenly become "overdue items." Who knew I was supposed to have booked the music, thought about flowers and how I want to wear my hair?? I can't think about hair 6-8 months out, I generally don't think about my hair at all, but at most maybe 24 hours before?

I'm just not cut out for this. This is for the girls who are good at being girls, not girls like me who would prefer to wear sweatpants, hates blowing drying and hates being in pictures.

I see now why they make you put down deposits when you book. If we didn't already have those deposits in, I'd seriously consider canceling everything and going way lowkey.