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Saturday, January 20, 2007

This is why I'm trying not to take the whole "wedding planning" thing too seriously

Paul forwarded this to me this morning. Part of me wants to email them back and tell them I'm declaring it "Straight Asian Girl Wedding Day" and too frigging bad, but I think we're going to try and get the next beach over instead (which incidentally was the one we wanted in the first place, except someone else already has a permit for that day and they said they only give one out for each day, but too bad for them because SHE TAKES FULL RESPONSIBILITY so she has to be our bitch now) since I really don't want my wedding guests to spend the whole ceremony checking out the black gay guys prancing about in their rainbow g-strings. I swear. You can't make this stuff up.

This e-mail is being sent to you regarding your application (Permit #xxxxxx) for a wedding at _________ Beach on July 7. I called the phone number listed a few times, but continued to get voicemail and wanted to be sure you received this information as soon as possible.

Beaches and Harbors issues a permit for an annual "Black Gay Pride" event, with approximately 2,000+ people at Point Dume. We were awaiting confirmation of their 2007 date and I had a hold on June 30, but not July 7, as I had presumed it would be held on the earlier date. In hind sight, a hold should have been placed on both dates (6/30 and 7/7), releasing one of them upon confirmation. Since I alone work on this permit, Pamela Miller of my staff was unaware that their date had not been confirmed. We were just advised that the annual "Black Gay Pride" event will be held on July 7, 2007.

We work very hard to ensure that date conflicts do not occur and I must take full responsibility for this unfortunate situation. I am very sorry to send you this information and would like to work with you to schedule another date on this beach or, if possible, the same date on another beach under County control.

Lynn ____________
Head, Permit Section
Department of Beaches and Harbors

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