So, I'm facing a dilemma y'all. I thought I made myself clear in this post that I will no longer be publishing rude anonymous comments. My whole thing is, if you think you have a big enough dick to write up a rude comment, you should really at least have the balls to own up to it. But, apparently, trolls don't have balls and don't know how to read (making it especially ironic when they accuse me of not being well-read), they only know how to type inane comments (complete with bad grammar and spelling).

My dilemma is that this particular troll is so hilariously hypocritical that part of me wants to publish the post so that everyone else can get a good chuckle out of it. But I don't want to encourage him (I am assuming it is a guy) or any other trolls. So here is what I'm going to do. I'm going to publish for you all the best part of his comment so we can all ridicule the anonymous coward. If he would like to grow a pair and re-submit his comment with his name (and preferrably an email address) I will gladly publish his comment in its entirety.

You live in a city filled with azns who are very bigoted, racist and extremely phoebic towards those who are darker than them. Consider who you date and why you date him.

Oh, where to begin. So much fodder in just these two sentences. First of all, please crawl out from under whatever rock you've been hiding beneath. I live in Los Angeles. You know? One of THE most diverse cities on the planet. I love how in trying to accuse me of being a racist you reveal how racist YOU are by making a sweeping comment on "azns" (by the way, what the hell is an "azn" last time I checked I was asian). Don't presume to know the first thing about me - I bet you didn't know that before I found out that I wouldn't qualify medically I was planning on joining the Peace Corps and requesting to be sent to an African country. I'm not even going to bother telling you about all the wonderful black and Latino coworkers I've had over the last few years because you're obviously nothing but an ignorant jerk who's bitter because he can't get a date. Why else would you be advising me on my personal life? Are you upset because you think I won't date you? Here's a couple tips for you...1) I'm engaged and 2) I only date MEN, you know, people with testicles. Try growing a pair and maybe someone, somewhere will give you a chance.

And that right there is the very last time I will acknowledge any troll posting anonymously.